Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation ...

You have to take out the garbage.
The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
No sofas in your rest rooms.
External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
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Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly ...