The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
• I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
• While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
• I think hairy butts are really sexy.
• Her ...

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal ...

Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could ...